no

reinventingthekarmicwheel:

girl: i love you

me: welcome to the club

girl: *gets offended and walks away*

me: …u were the first member

like if u cried

(Source: powerburial, via ob324b21)

— 1 hour ago with 18359 notes

1989 pre-releases

(Source: shakeitsoffs, via ob324b21)

— 1 hour ago with 2549 notes
me typing in 2009:Hi there! This is a fun email thingy. What r u doing?????? Wow typing is really hard lol.
me typing in 2010:Hay guise! It's meh wtf lmao! I don't have ADHD i just IS THAT A PANCAKE TACO TURTLE LOL :3 xD
me typing in 2011:Oh my god, are you all illiterate? What do you think this is, 2006? Grow up, you lot of nine-year-olds. Nobody wants to have the Internet tainted with your scum.
me typing in 2012:lol whats happening hoo Dis
me typing in 2013:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
me typing in 2014:hella
— 1 hour ago with 511462 notes

sprookyloser:

Don’t be a religious suburban white mom about it

(via ob324b21)

— 1 hour ago with 40510 notes
gingerblivet:

molecularlifesciences:

angelicinnovator:

Biologists are jerks.

Our sense of humor is infectious. 

This needs to go viral.

gingerblivet:

molecularlifesciences:

angelicinnovator:

Biologists are jerks.

Our sense of humor is infectious. 

This needs to go viral.

(via sarzc16)

— 1 hour ago with 188593 notes
kent-says-hi:

liamdapuppybear:

frenchfryaccordion:

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

cant afford to tae this chance. literally i cant afford to fail these classes and have to take them over again…

I HAVE AN EXAM TODAY

I have a test tomorrow why not right

kent-says-hi:

liamdapuppybear:

frenchfryaccordion:

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

cant afford to tae this chance. literally i cant afford to fail these classes and have to take them over again…

I HAVE AN EXAM TODAY

I have a test tomorrow why not right

(via sarzc16)

— 1 hour ago with 407850 notes